See that dead horse? Beat the shit out of it

November 30th, 2009 § 0 comments

I love the Apple Newton and still use one. The NewtonTalk email list is a permanent part of my inbox. Yet, even I cannot stand pointless posts like this one from CNET, comparing it to the iPhone:

“If the iPhone is Megan Fox, the Newton is Marilyn Monroe. It was standing over windy manholes in short dresses, making our pulses race long before the iPhone was tattooing weird, incoherent nonsense about butterflies on its back.”

Forget that they make me click through five pages to read the whole thing. The Newton is dead. It’s never coming back. A small group of enthusiasts enjoy using the remaining units. Leave it at that.

Even better than the article is the second comment:

“Next year I want to see the Newton pitted against the Apple Tablet.”

Yes, let’s compare a defunct gadget to a non-existent one. Can’t wait to read that page-turner.

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