I don't mean that in a bad way

April 6th, 2009 § 0 comments

When I was a young man in Scranton, I had a friend who used the phrase “I don’t mean that in a bad way” to give himself permission to say horrible things. For example,

“I saw that painting your sister made and it just doesn’t do anything for me. It needs a lot of work. Of course, I don’t mean that in a bad way.”

I see something similar in the blogoshhpere and it makes me nuts. Specifically, there’s an unwritten rule that says you can write anything you want in a headline as long as it ends with a question mark. For example:

“New iPhone made in Korea, will feature 1024×768 display?”*

When I see this headline in a feed reader, I’ll quickly glance at it, sometimes missing the punctuation. Plus, it’s not even written as a question.

“Will new iPhones be made in Korea, feature an improved display?”

Instead, it’s a statement with a question marked tacked on. It looks like you’re stating a fact. Here’s my request. Preface the title of rumor posts with “Rumor:” (MacDailyNews does it).

“Rumor: New iPhones be made in Korea, feature an improved display”

Better yet, don’t write them.

*I made that one up. Here’s a real example.

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